Vinyl 1
Side A:
1. Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture - 1:59
2. Mystery Roach - 2:33
3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers - 0:48
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) - 0:56
5. Tuna Fish Promenade - 2:30
6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks - 4:39
7. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) - 0:59
8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero - 1:40
9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt - 3:51
Side B:
1. Touring Can Make You Crazy - 2:53
2. Would You Like A Snack - 1:23
3. Redneck Eats - 3:03
4. Centerville - 2:31
5. She Painted Up Her Face - 1:42
6. Janet's Big Dance Number - 1:18
7. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats - 1:57
8. Mysterioso - 0:48
9. Shove It Right In - 2:32
10. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude - 4:00
Vinyl 2
Side C:
1. I'm Stealing The Towels - 2:14
2. Dental Hygeine Dilemma - 5:12
3. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? - 3:00
4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy - 3:11
5. Penis Dimension - 4:35
6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning - 3:27
Side D:
1. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes - 1:09
2. Magic Fingers - 3:55
3. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch - 1:30
4. Dew On The Newts We Got - 1:10
5. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts - 0:41
6. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth - 1:10
7. The Girl's Dream - 0:55
8. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce - 1:01
9. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) - 11:09