1. The Rhythm Thief

2. How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?

3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About?

4. I Married Myself

5. Ride 'Em Cowboy

6. My Baby's Taking Me Home

7. Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold.

8. Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls

9. Suburban Homeboy

10. The Legend Of Lil' Beethoven (Bonus Track)

11. Wunderbar (Concerto In Koch Minor) (Bonus Track)

12. Kakadu (Bonus Track)

13. Suburban Homeboy (Extended "Ron Speaks" Version) (Bonus Track)

14. The Rhythm Thief (Instrumental Version) (Bonus Track)