CD 1
- I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time 12:20
- The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree? 13:50
- That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring 10:29
- BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000® Shirt Embroidered 13:05
CD 2
- Ninety Three 'til Infinity And Beyoncé 3:49
- Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy 10:15
- Ants To You, Gods To Who? 6:42
- Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens 17:11