Vinyl 1
Side A: I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time - 12:20
Side B: The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree? - 13:50
Vinyl 2
Side C: That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild - 10:29
Side D1: BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000™ Button Down Embroidered - 13:05
Side D2: Ninety Three 'Til Infinity And Beyoncé - 3:49
Vinyl 3
Side E1: Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy - 10:15
Side E2: Ants To You, Gods To Who ? - 6:42
Side F: Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens - 17:11