You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be, but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. But have no fear -- the Hell Passport can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport and includes a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?)